1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.

 2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that’s playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.

6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…because none of us are.

• Waking Up: ”Monster” by Nicki Minaj Kanye West and Co. [I love it. Great way to start the day. Five bucks says it’s downhill from here]
• First Day At School: “Tengo Una Pregunta” by Charles Hamilton
• Falling In Love: “Somewhere in Brooklyn” by Bruno Mars [He was covered in leather and gold…]
• Fight Song: ”Bennie & The Jets” by Elton John [OH MY GOD, YES! I’m totally fine with this blaring in the background as I kick ass and take names]
• Breaking Up: “Mind On My Money” by Nicki Minaj and Co. [Sorry love. I got my mind on my money, not you!]
• Prom: “Nails For Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks” by Panic! At The Disco
• Life: “I Get High” by Styles P [Lmao! I’ll just flip it a little bit and say I get high, high, high, highhhhh…off life]
• Mental Breakdown: ”Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper [I just wanna have fun! Oh, and screw anyone who’s laughing at me right now. This song knocks!]
• Driving: “Public Service Announcement” by My Superman Jay-Z [I den came through the block in everything that’s fly…]
• Flashback: “Disappear” by Beyonce Fierce
• Wedding: ”Teach Me How To Dougie” by Cali Swag District [All my bitches love me…]
• Losing your virginity: “Hard” (Remix) by Trey Songz [Well, I guess one of us has to be in order for this to work…]
• Birth Of Child: “Live Your Life” by T.I. & Rihanna [You’re gonna be a shiny starrrrr…]
• Final Battle: “On To The Next One” by Jay-Z [Gonna use my cojones]
• Death Scene: “Twitter” by Chris Brown [I always said these social networking sites would be the death of me…]
• Funeral Song: “Summertime” by Jhene Aiko [It’s just not my season…]
• End Credits: ”Allure” by Jay-Z [Shit I know how this movie ends, still I play, starring role in Hovito’s way. This is brilliant. Perfect way to end a rocky, yet exciting, movie lol]

Things are going to be slow around here for the next couple of weeks, due to an ill computer and final exams. Bare with me as I attempt to get my life in order. Until then, have fun reading this survey. If you were cool you’d fill it out too.  

I robbed thedefinitionofkymmie for this survey :)

What do you wanna be when you grow up?
I’d love to be a columnist/layout designer for a magazine, preferably one dealing with fashion & music. As a side job, being an amateur artist would be cool. Oh, and having a bakery is also on the list of side jobs! 

Last pill you took?
Good ol’ Aleve. Monday night.

What was it for?
You nosy-LOL. But it was for my head. It was killing me. I popped two and happily took refuge in my bed.  

Do you honestly hate someone?
Hmmm. I don’t like to say I hate people, but there are people who really disturb my soul. In other words, some bitches just really annoy the hell out of me. 

Where did you get your favorite shirt?
American Eagle Outfitters.  

Do you like American Eagle?
Clearly. 

Style inspirations?
Hm. Well, it’s like I said before, I love all types of fashion but I really don’t get into it that much when it comes to how I dress lol. But I do love Rihanna’s sense of style. Angela Simmon’s, also. 

List your favourite music artists:
I have too many! I’ll be typing forever. Just click the “music” tag under the banner. You’ll get an idea of the musicians I can’t get enough of. Jay-Z is my absolute favorite though. 

Best movie of the year so far?
-shrug- I don’t know. “Dear John” was pretty nice though. 

Weirdest thing you’ve ever done?
I do a lot of weird things. I can’t pick out which one is the weirdest though.

Last thing you drank?
Pepsi.

Favorite color eyeliner?
I don’t wear eyeliner, but I think black is amazing.

Do you like hello kitty?
She’s cool.

Do you have money?
Is this supposed to be a joke? I’m in college. Money is hard to come by LOL.

What color are your nails painted?
They aren’t, but I’m eying my white polish.

Last person you hugged?
Just one of my homies. I saw him after class today.

Ever been in the ocean?
…. Can’t say that I have.

Ever been in a physical fight with someone?
I’m definitely too cool for that.

Last time you talked to your loving father?
Well, I went home last weekend so I pretty much talked to my crazed father every day that weekend. But, if you want to get technical, it was Monday morning when I was going back to school. 

Are you good in school?
For the most part. I wish I applied myself a little more, but I’m getting there.

Last time you did a cartwheel?
Wow. Um. I actually don’t know.

Would you win American Idol?
Yes, of course.

Closest black thing to you?
Um, my black rimmed nerd glasses. They’re on my face LOL. I don’t know what they call them. If only I had the balls to wear them in public places. 

Do you smoke weed?
Shidddd I’m high off that kush everyday of the week fam. …..I’m kidding. Drugs are for thugs! & That, I am not.

Ethnicity?
Black. But if you check my census, I’m “negro”. No big. 

Do you ever think “what if”?
Gosh, all the time. It’s really a bad habit.

Do you use a hair straightener daily?
No. No way. I like having healthy hair.

Do you like scary movies?
Love them. Especially on rainy days. Don’t ask.

Favourite colors?
I love all colors.

What’s your favorite scent?
Princess by Vera Wang. OMG. Amazing. When I have that on don’t be alarmed if you see me sniffing myself just for kicks. 

If you could have any eye color what would it be?
My eyes are dark brown, but I’d love to see how I’d look with a lighter shade of brown.

What about hair?
Hair is hair. However, when it comes to mine, I’m a bit crazy lol. I spend mucho dinero on conditioners and shampoos. 

I MUST get my life in order, so I can devote all of my attention to Tumblr. This College thing is killing me. In the words of RihAllah, “I gotta get out, or figure this shit out.” Until then, enjoy this long ass survey..

GET TO KNOW:

Time started: 8:30 PM
Name: Courtney
Single or Taken: Single. End of story.
Birthday: November 4, 1990
Sign: Scorpio. Woop.
Eye colour: Dark Brown.
What are you wearing: Black leggings, V-neck shirt. Courtney the Simpleton.
Where do you live: The Dirty Glove.  Haha fail.
Righty or lefty: Right side is the tight side.

FAVORITE:

Where is your favorite place to shop: I have a ton of those.
Color: I honestly don’t have a favorite. I like all colors. True story.
Number: 4
Boys Name: Carter
Girls Name: I love Unisex names for girls.
Animal: My dog. She’s basically amazing.
Month: Um, I don’t know?
Movie: Can’t even do it. I have way too many.
Juice: Cranberry.
Breakfast: French Toast.
Favorite cartoon character: Flapjack.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Given anyone a bath:  -side eye- besides helping my parents with my dog, nope.
Smoked:  No way. Cancer sticks. Gross.
Bungee Jumped: FAIL. Never.
Gone skinny dipping: No maam. No sir.
Eaten a dog: Well, ok, sure.
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: No. But I have put on an icecube to see if it would stick. It did.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: Can’t say that I have.
Broken a bone: Ouch. No. Hope I didn’t just jinx myself.
Played truth or dare: Who hasn’t?
Been in a physical fight:  Nah. I’m too cool for that.
Been in a police car: No.
Been in a hot tub: Nope.
Swam in the ocean: Hell no.
Fallen asleep in school: Like it’s my job.
Ran away: No.
Broken someone’s heart: It’s possible.
Cried when someone died: Um, I suppose so. Yeah.
Cried in school: When I was younger.
Fell off your chair: That hasn’t happened to me yet. But I fear it’s coming.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Psh, no way. No seriously.
Saved AIM/MSN conversation: Not since I was like 11.

WHAT IS:

Your good luck charm: Eh, I don’t think I have one.
Best song you ever heard: This is an impossible question.
What’s your room like: It’s a little messy right now, but hey, it’s mine.
Last thing you ate: McDonalds.
What kind of shampoo do you use: Neutrogena or Pantene. Sometimes Garnier.
Do you believe in karma: Yes. There are people out there who still need to get hit by the karma bus for fcking me over.

HAVE YOU HAD:

Chicken pox: Barely. My sister and brother caught a bad case of it when they were younger, and from them, I got a horribly MILD case. I had like three pox. Or poxes? Hmm.
Sore Throat: Oh yeah. I hate those.
Stitches: Yep. My head.
Broken nose: Nope.

DO YOU:

Believe in love at first sight: Of course not.
Like picnics: Not really. Too many bugs.  
Like school: Love school.
What schools have you gone to: Einstein, Roosevelt, OPHS, and I’m currently a Spartan at Michigan State. GO GREEN!
Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: How would that benefit me? The hamster would eat my insides. No way goddamnit.
Who was the last person that called you: LOL the lady that does my eyebrows just called me back to confirm my appointment.
What makes you laugh the most: Seeing other people laugh. I love to hear people laugh lol. It’s so funny to me. Especially boys who sound like hyenas when they laugh.  

LAST PERSON:

You yelled at: I can’t remember. :)
Who broke your heart: Christina Milian. She chose The Dream over me. HMPH! Oh yeah, and then there’s Chris Paul. Who told him to knock that girl up? Fck.
Who is your loudest friend: Hmm, good question. Now that  I think about it, a lot of my friends are pretty low key LOL.

DO YOU/ARE YOU:

Do you like filling these out: Yeah, most of the time.
Do you wear contacts or glasses: No. Glasses would be cool though.
Do you like yourself: Yeah. I like to think I’m pretty cool.
Do you get along with your family: Yep.
Obsessive: … A little bit. .. Yes.
Compulsive: When it comes to spending, that’s me.  
Anorexic: Nuh uh.

FINAL QUESTIONS:

What are you listening to right now: Kid Sister-Pro Nails.
What did you do yesterday: Oh geez. Yesterday sucked. Most of my day and night was spent writing a research paper on Photomontage & The Dada Movement.
Hate someone in your family: Nooo.
What car do you wish to have: Something big. Like a Range Rover or a Hummer.
Where do you want to get married: Eh, it doesn’t matter. I don’t really get into that kind of thing.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: I definitely wish I was a little more outgoing.
How many remote controls are in your house: Hmm. Four. I think.
Are you double jointed: Haha yeah. It disgusts people so much. My fingers bend horribly far.
Last time you took a bath: I prefer showers. Until I get my own place, I refuse to sit down in a tub that everyone uses. Just sayin’.
The last movie you saw at the cinemas: Dear John.
Do you like scary or happy movies: I love both.
Black or white: Let’s mix them together! GRAY!
Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: I dislike both.
Vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla.
Silver or Gold: Silver.
Diamond or pearl: Pearl. Let’s be a little different.
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset.
Sprite or 7up: Sprite, because I drink that more.
Cats or dogs: Dogs. Like I said, mine is amazing.
Coffee or tea: No-effin’-question, Coffee.
Phone or in person: In person.
Are you the oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Youngest of three. Boy is it hard being the baby. ;)
Indoor or outdoor: Out door.
End Time: 9:00 PM. Thirty Minutos.