It’s been a little over three months since I’ve done a post on my monthly addiction that is happily spending money on my favorite magazines (a girl’s gotta have her reading material!), so I’m pretty content with the fact that you guys are in for another round of sitting at your computers and supporting my addiction. Excited? I hope so. 

Guess who? You bitches it’s Rih-Rih. 

Before diving into the July issue of “Elle” to get your monthly dosage of fashion, beauty, and more fashion, get a load of the cover chick who’s posing for the second time (I’m almost certain) on what is practically the bible for women. The Barbadian wonder, who’s equipped with a two-toned head of hair, a sparkly get up, and black claws adorned in rings to match the tribal hand tattoo, is looking as if she live’s, breathes, and farts fashion. But, what’s new? 

While I haven’t snagged my copy of the issue yet, I can expect that my fellow fashion magazine heads have already gotten their hands on a copy. 

Ladies & Gentleman, I’d like to introduce you to what will have the members of the “Cougar Club” ready to pounce for the entire month of July. The half-boy half-wolf, Taylor Lautner, can be caught looking reminiscent to a fresh piece of meat on the very first page of the messiah of men’s magazine’s, GQ.  As someone who is two-year’s his senior, it’s only fair that I justify the love I had for this guy’s entire physical being before he even reached the tender age of 18, by borrowing and flipping a line from our favorite outspoken bundle of joy, Kanye. “Born in ‘92? How old is that? Old enough!” I’m guilt-free. 

Furthermore, when you’re not making googly eyes at the specimen on the cover, take a gander at the featured content of this issue. Queerbot? Parent’s owning devices that are scarier than tasers? My head’s spinning. Regardless, I’m handing the cashier my debit card and a copy of this issue solely because I am, and always will be, #TeamJacob. Just as long as he keeps that lacefront banned from his life. 

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the mogul maven himself. King of America and the first guy to ever find a home in the musical section of my heart, is photo’d with a glare that’ll even have the toughest of guys shaking in their boots. Indeed, this is the look of power. While I’m not too fond of the cover, I’ve already built a bridge and gotten over it as this cover is drenched in success. When you’re Jay-Z, taking a good picture is the least of your 99 problems. RIMSHOT!

We’ve got ourselves a double whammy! However, judging by the yellow stamps of magazine approval, this double-cover issue of Glamour is only available for the bloody lucky folks in the UK. So, good luck on getting your paws on any one of these if you’re not a citizen. I just couldn’t pass up posting these with two of my favorite badasses getting all dolled up for the magazine stands. Oh, did I mention that I am officially dubbing Zoe Saldana the epitome of “sitting pretty”, thanks to this cover? That dress just makes my entire life. Where can I see the front? Love it. 

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Sidebar: If there were any errors I didn’t catch, sorry. I’m so over proof-reading this post. 

Oh joy! February is inching its way around the corner. Everyone get your paper bags out, it’s barf season! Don’t get me wrong, I love all the adorable decorative stuff that’s out for the month. Still, I can totally do without that one “holiday” that falls every single year on the 14th. Bleh! While the couples of the world celebrate the bullsht we all know as love, I’ll be celebrating my love for the brand spankin’ new Magazines blessing the month of February..

Happy Valentine’s Day to me! I’m convinced this cover was created especially for muah. It’s amazing. I don’t think I’ve ever even read Esquire all the way through, and I definitely bought this the other day. Every time I get a glimpse of it I can’t help but think about the ‘50’s, rumbles, finger snapping, and hair gel. Blake Lively is totally giving me the female version of The Fonz! Love it. Not to mention, my favorite person, A.K.A El Diablo’s right hand man (jokes), is in this issue! Success.

Speaking of my favorite person, here he is gracing the cover of “Interview”.  I honestly had no idea “Interview” was still in business! Catch him on the pages inside looking dapper and stylish, as he responds to the interviewers questions in typical Jay-Z fashion. I love the bit on how his lyrics share similarities to “The New York Post’s” one-liner head-liners.

Kitty Purrrry.

Nevermind the nine-trillionth way to catch Cancer or the tips on how to starve yourself for a week. Instead, get into the February 2010 Glamour cover that features the rebellious chick that once kissed someone of the same-sex, and liked it. Yes, that’s Ms. Perry (Or should I say Ms. Brand?) looking pretty flashy in her blue leopard baby doll dress, that everyone’s been raving about, and pink claws. I should also mention that one of the first things I noticed, was how her eyes totally matched the blue and pink color scheme. Nice.

While I’m not an avid Glam reader, lately their cover girl choices and great interviews have been persuading me to charge their magazine to my debit card. Keep it up Glamour!

Two Words, Johnny-Effin-Depp. Okay, three, but that’s beyond the point! It simply doesn’t get any better than this specimen. I even have a theory that this guy just may be the eighth world wonder. Who disagrees?

Along with my fascination with Johnny Depp, I’m pretty excited about this issue since they’ve narrowed down the 25 Most Stylish guys walking the Earth. I can’t quite explain why, but I really like men’s fashion just as much as I do female fashion. Also, the perfection that is Brad Pitt is featured in this issue. WIN! Speaking of features, the Jigga Man (haha) will be making an appearance in this issue too. The more Jay-Z the better. Is it me or is he running the magazine stands this February? I would’ve placed a “Run This Town” joke after that but I decided to let your imaginative minds run wild that.

LOVES IT!

The Amazing Islander, Rihanna, plus her melons, are covering GQ’s first issue of the new year. I’ve been hearing that it hit stands tomorrow. Definitely buying this issue!

The Wait Is Ova! My favorite Islander has officially returned to music. VICTORY! If I’m not mistaken, this is her first cover since Sir Lamborghini Warrior went mad on her face. Anywho, I’m definitely picking up this issue. My magazine collection is lacking Rihanna. Not to mention she looks lovely on the cover and the interview is said to be a great read.  Can’t wait!

And while we’re on the subject of Ms. Fenty, her new record is greatness. Plus, me and the Chuckster both noticed that she’s giving off so much Jay-Z in the video. I love it.

Well this is someone you don’t see over here everyday. Ha. This rare occurrence can easily be explained as I am officially a fan of any and everything “Sex And The City”. I watched the movie one night and I was hooked. If you haven’t seen that movie, quit life. You’re missing out!

As a youngster, I could never grasp the show, but now that I am bit older and mature I can finally understand what’s going on. I also don’t get the feeling that I’m watching something I shouldn’t be when Samantha openly talks about her “Smash Sex life”. You know what, that’s a lie. Samantha is RIDICULOUS. I find myself feeling uncomfortable anytime that woman opens her mouth. I love her though. Digressing!

I was pretty excited to find out in this issue that Sarah Jessica Parker loves the smell of diapers (no, not USED diapers, ya dork!). I totally agree with her. I’ve always had a thing for that scent diapers give off. They smell good. Sniff one. :)

Love this woman. Two thumbs up to Honey Mag.