This is my kind of revenge. Instead of slashing tires and throwing bricks through windows, just hit the streets of LA, clad in the best digs in your closet (plus your cute kid!), and show that you’re way too amazing to even care that you’re going through a nasty divorce with the Black Michelin Man (stole that amazing nickname from Chucksass). Meanwhile, he’ll be frolicking on the beach with another basic bitch that is 70,000,000 levels below your greatness. In the words of Jay-Z, to me that’s a win-win!