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Cinema Break: Deathly Hallows

BRAVO! It was bloody brilliant, mate! Absolutely brilliant. Believe it or not, I saw my three boo’s the movie last night and I have yet to come down from my Potter high. Not to mention, I’m one of those weird Potter wiz’s who likes to go on and on about how great a particular movie is, all the while finding ways to sharpen my skill in concocting backhanded compliments. In laymen’s terms, I’ll brag about a brand new Potter film for hours on end, but I’ll also take on the characteristics of a Nancy Nitpick and touch on all the key events they manage to ditch out on in the book. All in the same breath. However, it wasn’t “same shit, different movie” this time around. I’m reviewing my list of complaints and realized that there is little to none. Lovely. Sure, they managed to chop and screw a few things, but it was done insanely well. Brainstorming and coming up with the scene where Bellatrix carves “Mudblood” into Hermione’s arm? It was terrible with a side of hoe shit, but I loved it! (Emma spilled the beans about that particular bit in an interview. So, if you’re ticked that I spoiled that for you, have a toast to my “douchebaggery” with two shots of cat piss-thank you!) Anyhow, I’m all for seeing that movie again and I’m desperate to get home to my Potter books just so I can read “Deathly Hallows” once more as a refresher.