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HOVITO’S WAY:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.

 2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that’s playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.

6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…because none of us are.

  • Waking Up: ”Monster” by Nicki Minaj Kanye West and Co. [I love it. Great way to start the day. Five bucks says it’s downhill from here]
  • First Day At School: “Tengo Una Pregunta” by Charles Hamilton
  • Falling In Love: “Somewhere in Brooklyn” by Bruno Mars [He was covered in leather and gold…]
  • Fight Song: ”Bennie & The Jets” by Elton John [OH MY GOD, YES! I’m totally fine with this blaring in the background as I kick ass and take names]
  • Breaking Up: “Mind On My Money” by Nicki Minaj and Co. [Sorry love. I got my mind on my money, not you!]
  • Prom: “Nails For Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks” by Panic! At The Disco
  • Life: “I Get High” by Styles P [Lmao! I’ll just flip it a little bit and say I get high, high, high, highhhhh…off life]
  • Mental Breakdown: ”Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper [I just wanna have fun! Oh, and screw anyone who’s laughing at me right now. This song knocks!]
  • Driving: “Public Service Announcement” by My Superman Jay-Z [I den came through the block in everything that’s fly…]
  • Flashback: “Disappear” by Beyonce Fierce
  • Wedding: ”Teach Me How To Dougie” by Cali Swag District [All my bitches love me…]
  • Losing your virginity: “Hard” (Remix) by Trey Songz [Well, I guess one of us has to be in order for this to work…]
  • Birth Of Child: “Live Your Life” by T.I. & Rihanna [You’re gonna be a shiny starrrrr…]
  • Final Battle: “On To The Next One” by Jay-Z [Gonna use my cojones]
  • Death Scene: “Twitter” by Chris Brown [I always said these social networking sites would be the death of me…]
  • Funeral Song: “Summertime” by Jhene Aiko [It’s just not my season…]
  • End Credits: ”Allure” by Jay-Z [Shit I know how this movie ends, still I play, starring role in Hovito’s way. This is brilliant. Perfect way to end a rocky, yet exciting, movie lol]